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ok, so I just want to post and gloat a bit. My sister just gave me my birthday present today (only a month late--usually better than I do for her birthday)---an appointment for a 35 minute deep tissue massage at an awesome spa in Johnson City. I go at 6:15 tonight. That gives me just enough time to shower, shave, and paint my toenails beforehand. Let the pampering begin!!!!!
posted by kelly_w at 12:54 PM
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I think you have the wrong idea about what "deep tissue" means. They actually use Kleenex found deep within waste baskets. It stills feels nice, I'm sure and the Chinese swear by the healing properties of old phlegm, but I'm just not so sure it's hygienic. Hope this doesn't spoil your massage.
OOOh, even better than I expected. Phlegm....my favorite!
k
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